Of course that's what you'd do if you had a spare skull laying around home. No? Well that's what artist Wayne Martin Belger did.

Hmmmm .....

Soap! OK, not technically bacon but still any product that can claim "we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap" has to be cool!

I was eating a packet of salt and vinegar chips this afternoon and got down the chaff at the bottom of the packet. I tipped the packet up to get all those last tasty morsels. Unfortunately, there was a bump (suspiciously shaped just like a launching ramp) about halfway down the bag. Consequently, rather than slide conveniently down my gullet, the chaff spayed over my face. Now my eyes were closed exactly for this eventuality (hey, I'm not entirely stupid, you know!)but what I didn't anticipate was just how many bits were going to go up my nose.

There followed a salt and vinegar inspired sneezing/coughing/spluttering fit for about twenty minutes. The worst of it passed then but the sneezing continued intermittently for about another hour or so. I can still smell salt and vinegar, even as I write, some 9 hours later!

OR

#37 - The Bacon Lamp!

..... no, it's a pygmy hippo!

WTF?

Real or not, this is my kind of keyboard!

Now featuring both hamburger and pizza!

A strange list of Halloween costumes - the decline in quality by the third page just has to be seen to be believed!